We've all heard of the Saturday Evevning Post?
Well this my version of the "Friday Evening Post", and I must admit mine isn't all that wonderful!
I shall do my best in keeping you posted( pardon the pun); our weather here in Grass Pants, Or has finally cooled down to a "bearable" temperature. Today we evened out at a whopping 96 degrees and to walk across the parking lots downtown did not render "melted shoes"!!
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I do recall a friend of mine once stating while living in Phoenix, Az
that in the summer time one should be required to wear "asbestos" shoes!
The temperatures there could fry an egg on the sidewalk
at 4:00 in the afternoon!
I actually tried it once, frying the egg on the sidewalk;
but I didn't have the ambition to eat it afterwards!
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The air conditioner at my place of business decided this past week
to die a "miserable" death.
The owner of the establishment called on a repair man early last week,
he finally showed up at 5:00 pm only to tell us that
the unit was ancient( we knew that); and it needed serviced
and to be recharged!
Listen to this one: he would send us a "service" bill!!
We walked in today and finally felt the cool air cascading
down upon us!
Dag nabbit too;
I was all prepared to wear one of those neckerchief's
around my neck to keep cool.
Ya'll know the ones: you see them at the county fairs
they try to sell you for an arm, leg and your first born child?
Well, mine didn't cost me a first born child,
but it was all ready to go around my neck;
and I didn't even get to use it.....phooey!
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Speaking of County Fairs.
Ours is about "pathetic" this year!
We have only two music acts and they aren't much worth
paying for "parking" - $5.00
entrance admission - $8.00
sweating - in the hot sun to get the "good seats"
RIDICULOUS!!!!
We have the wonderful
Roy Clark and I'm dating myself
when I say he was the better part of
Hee Haw!
Then we have Kristy Lee Cook;
she's a local who made it fairly far on
American Idol; thanks to millions of people
in Southern Oregon who can afford
to run up their cell phone bill
"voting" for her with umpteen million texts.
Sorry, I didn't vote for her.
I don't even watch American Idol;
not that I don't like it but I have enough drama
in the shop where I work!
Why would I do that to myself?
To me, that's like breaking back in to Alcatraz!!!!
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This concludes my edition of "Friday Evening Posts",
stay tuned for more exciting news next Friday!
Until then, God Bless you
and have a wonderful weekend with your
family and friends!!