Lately I've noticed some strange things;
and I'm warning you now if you're afraid to discuss
female bodily functions perhaps you should steer away
from this blog.
Yes, I'm gonna talk about something that happens to our bodies,
No it's not the bowels I'm talking about.....
It's the "P" word.
That's right, the Pee Pee word.
I don't know about most women but I've had the discussion with
both of my doctors; one a general practioner and the other a female specialist.
It's about the strangest discussion I've had in awhile
but somehow, my GP and I got on the subject of bladder control.
I asked him what causes this peculiar incident and he says
"usually a woman who has birthed more than 2 children,
carried them low or what not has this problem."
I'm calling the BS card on that one.
You got girls! We wet our "willies" without any warning!
Dr. chalked it up to carrying too much weight around.....
hello have you seen me lately?
I'm a healthy & comfortable size 10 and depending on how the pants are cut
maybe a nice 8...but that's pushing it!
So here's my scenario;
I sit down I tinkle,
I stand up....tinkle.
Laugh out loud?
Make sure my legs are crossed,
and don't even think I could snort out loud;
it would be the flood gates!
Yes, I stopped with the caffeine....
can't drink Coke products anymore tears me tummy up.
Water...you ask?
Oh yeah, like Amel the Camel with 13 humps
and an unending supply to water!
So the next time you see me
and my legs are crossed and I'm standing up.....
you will know!
I had this same, er, "conversation" with my doctor once. Came about after I (heaven forbid!) sneezed in public - legs crossed, leaning up against the wall ... and STILL had a little "accident"!
ReplyDeleteYou know what she said? She said you can always tell when women are either over 30 or have children. They're the ones sneezing in public with legs crossed, grabbing onto something to keep them upright!
Then she whispered something else into my ear. "and just so you know ... EVERYBODY gets 'skid marks' now and then!"
Been there! Done that! Do that!
ReplyDeleteMy doc explained it like this...."you can thank perimeno and the falling of the pelvic floor for this little bit of tinkle fun!" I said..."Gee Thanks!"
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